Monday, June 30, 2008

The USA Basketball Team


Presenting the USA Basketball team headed for the Beijing Olympics..... The say their mission there is Redemption.. goodluck and put on a good show, just like the good old days... It will be tough.... very very tough....

WANTED...... Im Sorry.....


Last night I had the chance to watch the movie WANTED, and it was worth the time!!! Why??? 'coz Angelina Jolie Rocks!!!!! I dont know what with Girls with guns, but Angelina Jolie I guess would be the largest female action star....

Now for the story, this is not for those who are into logic and reality.... The Mythbusters have their hands full in proving every unbelievable stunts and scenes made in this movie... If I were them I'd leave it as such... UNBELIEVABLE.. .... Want an example how about curving the bullet or may be another one.. a machine that not only makes textile but tells who is next to die......

The slow motion sequence, the gun fights, the rats with bombs... there is no dull moment here, its really action packed.... Its a must see films for guys, it has all the elements of a guy film..... girls, cars, fights, explosions.. and Angelina Jolie (ohhhh I envy you Brad Pitt)...

As for James McAvoy, your one lucky prick getting the chance to smooch the girl....

For some they would say the movie is the new Matrix..... less the plugs on the head.....

The movie really is about getting your life back and you being in command.... The plot is really for those tear jerker film but they really made an interesting way to send their message across.
One line did stick to me... What the fuck have you done lately???

Friday, June 27, 2008

June 29, 1975

Its my date of birth, June 29, 1975, I did some research, because, as far as I know, nothing remarkable happened on that date, except that I was born on the said period.....

Now here are the result, courtesy of Google.
I was born on a Sunday..... dawn of June 29, 1975

June 29 is the 180th day of the year (181st in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 185 days remaining until the end of the year. (source: Wikipedia)

Events

Births

Deaths

Holidays and observances

source: Wikipedia.org

Now, I am more relaxed that during the 29th of June lots of stuff happened.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Your the Man Jesus!!

Here's an old joke, I never get tired telling....


Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work...

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed.

"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES...

Shag Disses Kobe.. True dat, True dat

Call Center Life

Now, how am I gonna start this..... I know we will go back way way back in my life ala Guy Ritchie film (flashback, flashback) for the kids born in the late 70's or in college during the early 90's its a flash back style of Wayne's World (turururot, turururot, turururot) with matching waving of arms and hands.

circa 2002: Me: I ain't gonna work in a call center company........ Period.

Now back to reality...... guess what??!?!?! Im workig in a call center...need not mention the name , its not famous.....

Now for the things I hate working in a BPO company.

1. The elevator. Can stand the long lines going to the elevator, the wasted minutes waiting for a silly ride.. Now here's the best part.. having to stand for like eternity with agents griping about their work... A word of advice if your not happy with your job quit!

2. The food. Before I love the silog foods.. tapsi, longsi, bangsi... now just the idea of eating one makes me want to go on a diet... same goes for the burgers.... Even if you would notice one thing new from me..... Sorry... "di ako mag papa-cheese burger.

3. The get-ups. A question to all call center people... do your clients get to see you????? If NO.. why the hell dress up like you guys are going to party.... Wearing those silly Muslim/Arabic style scarf around your eck, as if you know what arabic country each color represent (hint.. read about Rachel Ray's Dunkin Donut commercial) Just plain clothes will do guys.... your boss is no fashion critic.

4. Coffee. Im not a coffee lover so dont make join the bandwagon like its a f*&@ing religion...... Tea please.........

5. Drinking Sessions...Now Imagine this.... your drunk as early as 8am.... reminds you of the "siga" in your place........ Its just not right, you piss drunk, trying to walk straight, smelling like you took a beer bath... thats just wrong.

The good thing about call center...... its a decent job... just take away the circus and I'll just be fine....


And as for you.... "City and State please,.... I really have to put you on hold, " nyeta ka!

Additional info... I work i a call center.... I never mentioned Im a call center agent... Just making things clear....



Sunday, June 22, 2008

Predictions and Opinions

I'll try my hand in predicting sports and others stuffs
people like to argue about...

Let me see.

1. Manny vs David
I'll give my nod to Manny Pacquiao on this fight, not because his Pinoy but because of History, the only Diaz that I knew who won is Gloria Diaz.. and she is not even Boxing..... How about Paquito and Romy? Yes they get to beat up the protagonist but would still end up losing at the end of the film, .... Seriously know... Diaz never fought convincingly.. he has the belt but he never knockdow someone with the caliber of Pacquiao... only one caution to Pacquiao... avoid distractions...

2. Presidents
I think Obama would win.. if all the black people would vote... they should stop whining and wailing and put their dreams on paper.... Mccain is too old to run for office, he should just walk or take a cab to office... The deciding factor here... the guy who would put a stop to the war will win.....

3. Celtics
Have fun till it lasts guys.... your just going to be the next Miami Heat, your fairy tale story is over.

4. Kobe.... Stop hitting your teammates and blaming them if you guys are losing, Admit it Black Mamba.. you have the Scottie Pippen Sydrome.. your no good unless you are with someone greater than you.....

Friday, June 20, 2008

My Silly Birthday Wish

My Birthday is near, I may wish for great stuffs, but I know my love ones wont afford those, I would like to wish some thing different, something that would make me a better person, It may sound funny to some, but this time I am serious..... I want to lose weight, My ideal target is by Christmas I must get rid of 40lbs. Is that hard to achieve, help and advise would be greatly appreciated. Plus the gifts as well..... hehehehe

Monday, June 16, 2008

What Kind of Father am I???

The title is just fitting since it was just father's day yesterday....I asked this silly question to myself.... Because of the following scenario... Please bear with me....

First, I missed my youngest kid's first day of school.. Now here I am very much uneasy, while my wife is texting me of the antics of my youngest in his first day of nursery, so much for the master card and Kodak Moments. Boo-hoo...

Second, Im not good with discipline, yes some would say my work has something to do do with discipline and order, well let's just say Im not the practice what you preach type of guy........ Im much rowdier than my kids when at home... Im always the trailblazer in messing up the house, I hate being beaten by my kids in silly games in playstation.. A bad case of Peter Pan Syndrome....

Third, I dont know where Im going, its the fear I think every parent fear.. like at night you would blankly stare your ceiling, or you facing the wall or you staring at the faucet while taking a crap... thinking real hard if you could provide the best for kids and not sure of your answers,... I guess like is really unfair, Its how we make the most out of it.....

Fourth, who would admire a father who's , motto in life is "di baleng tamad, wag lang pagod"........