Have you guys ever encountered quotes or saying that was so funny or stupid that you tend to absorb it and use it once in a while... here are some of them:
Heard during a basketball game wherein the coach of the team which is trailing by so many points is trying to motivate his team during a huddle:
" Remember guys, Basketball is a team sport.... it was invented by James Naismith in Springfield Mass." ( whats the motivation there, obviously the coach ran out of encouraging words)
How about the fun line from the Little Rascal Movie:
Old Man: If I were your parents, I'd punish you!
Kids: If you were my parent, I'd punish myself!
I guess I forgot the rest.......
